NYC. Old lady. Insufferably positive.Tumblr (3.0; @fixthatmess)http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/bpdbot: thesaurio: bpdbot: sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280456857http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280456857Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:42:19 -0400tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280268432http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280268432Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:35:06 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93ae0577472b6fdbf163097f85be1521/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6cfd2de40edf0546676f5d094b10580c/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6d7143694fc77ae5772030657fbfbdb/tumblr_pay1cpBr6i1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/175278950013/via-rebellenoire" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/rebellenoire/status/1011026671288377344" target="_blank">rebellenoire</a>)<br/></p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280220677http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280220677Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:33:12 -0400thestraggletag: awed-frog: Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280096202http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175280096202Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:28:31 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf0dc68ca57e68053f7718f8be31512d/tumblr_pa4axditZn1xtreiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/174759383456/enemy-spotted" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Enemy spotted</p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175259151837http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175259151837Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:57:28 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75db80353956262c0961b3762d9a78b0/tumblr_paw7mfaDZX1wglnsho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://trixiesblondewig.tumblr.com/post/175246192122/two-legends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trixiesblondewig</a>:</p><blockquote><p>two legends</p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258940847http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258940847Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:49:27 -0400omglegend-of-laurel: “there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258892247http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258892247Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:47:36 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cbd263648091373624' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='226' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99ynqptrf1rrcahv_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":"219","hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":false}' > <source src="https://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CepaBthwTr71Xby-6DC8TA/175258668622/tumblr_m99ynqptrf1rrcahv" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://virginmarx.tumblr.com/post/66147438381/zebablah-television-history-ive-been-trying" target="_blank">virginmarx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zebablah.tumblr.com/post/52839221589/television-history" target="_blank">zebablah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>television history</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years</p> </blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258668622http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175258668622Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:39:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ed5331646951a4e087c08777550f5154/tumblr_p8v71rlG5k1th1kvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://melaninmuscle.tumblr.com/post/174000646161/jemar-michael" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">melaninmuscle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b><i><a href="http://melaninmuscle.tumblr.com/tagged/Jemar-Michael" target="_blank">JEMAR MICHAEL</a></i></b></p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257651557http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257651557Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:00:45 -0400Jemar MichaelDear White Peoplethe thirst is real<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/80f45f68e4209aa198c965947d16ec73/tumblr_op70l0oq0f1r5s9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8faca05e5eb5708564284d5a99dbda3f/tumblr_op70l0oq0f1r5s9rxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf41450e60c931cb341c059e8f5c89cf/tumblr_op70l0oq0f1r5s9rxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fa2386443e3d32cace354c6bc12bb8/tumblr_op70l0oq0f1r5s9rxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f030bb3bdee14eea70af97454e5c1e2/tumblr_op70l0oq0f1r5s9rxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://hipsteripsum.tumblr.com/post/160132056820/new-crush-alert-boys-jemar-michael" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hipsteripsum</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🚨 <em>New Crush Alert</em> 🚨</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://unboring.tumblr.com/boys" target="_blank"><strong>Boys</strong></a>: Jemar Michael</p></blockquote></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257634327http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257634327Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:00:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c343ed08276f899a22527e47723a41d/tumblr_op5hve5Nul1r4i8iro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/484ce0841f1529a31490acc058c9e9b5/tumblr_op5hve5Nul1r4i8iro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://readingsmyfavoritehobby.tumblr.com/post/160105421039/the-hermione-granger-we-all-deserve" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">readingsmyfavoritehobby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Hermione Granger we all deserve</p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257296772http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175257296772Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:47:11 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8609fb84223034bb112357427255eb7c/tumblr_paq6y0DEdT1wiqmr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225170117http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225170117Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:55:43 -0400gamsee: today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225028397http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225028397Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:50:40 -0400criticalalexandrite: ironmess: me: make more movies with black and gay people inevitably, some...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225005662http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175225005662Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:49:49 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/123787f51b93e7717c94b85eee411571/tumblr_p9d9o37V8f1ugvhgjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224687172http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224687172Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:38:02 -0400melancholiasuggestion: I hope one day you are so loved you can feel it in your chest. I hope one...http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224658852http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224658852Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:36:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6cd602acc32fd4cc736d8fb89888473/tumblr_p6yc5qz3Uw1riku16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://therebelaj81.tumblr.com/post/172856971703/artisanalbooty-chocoboned-chrisdigay" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">therebelaj81</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://artisanalbooty.tumblr.com/post/172850584508/chocoboned-chrisdigay-leplastiquedick" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">artisanalbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chocoboned.tumblr.com/post/172850407784/chrisdigay-leplastiquedick-liamnotpayne-10" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chocoboned</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chrisdigay.tumblr.com/post/172843536266/leplastiquedick-liamnotpayne-10-people-told" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chrisdigay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leplastiquedick.tumblr.com/post/172843357461/liamnotpayne-10-people-told-me-they-hated-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">leplastiquedick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://liamnotpayne.tumblr.com/post/172782448861/10-people-told-me-they-hated-this-so-im-posting" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">liamnotpayne</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 people told me they hated this so I’m posting it on The Internet ™</p></blockquote> <p>roxxxy the real bottomist </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="182" data-orig-width="344" data-tumblr-attribution="mikemctaco:XKHyoeethcRy88CkK9y54g:ZFypGydadrny"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6a0576b5a6fd49547d3c42db127dc24/tumblr_mhu7ak98JY1qcs48qo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="182" data-orig-width="344"/></figure></blockquote> <p>if you’re gagging you’re not putting it in the right hole</p> </blockquote> <p>she wasn’t clear enough</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="griff-the-giffer:Cvy6G17LEfzQEENG6fLh3g:ZAQUab2VmYGli"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3830dea3ffea81b1d3b09e8331f41c28/tumblr_p53h4ovUld1x03nazo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224259987http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224259987Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:22:11 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4hk0zHF11qzjw8go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224187317http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224187317Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:19:23 -0400dykelink: me when im out with my straight friends and i want them to pay for lunch http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224154552http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175224154552Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:18:07 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea62e87c5dc213e66b840598fe2dc4f5/tumblr_nv718hxOTU1qet5veo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f451b0e42f69a566cb9508fc65c5129/tumblr_nv718hxOTU1qet5veo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://goodluckdetective.tumblr.com/post/175188887745/affablyevil-themanicpixiedreamgrrrl" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">goodluckdetective</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://affablyevil.tumblr.com/post/129806473564" target="_blank">affablyevil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themanicpixiedreamgrrrl.tumblr.com/post/129799541089" target="_blank">themanicpixiedreamgrrrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitegirlsaintshit.tumblr.com/post/129796505013" target="_blank">whitegirlsaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://louistomlinsonrimmedme.tumblr.com/post/129791049505" target="_blank">louistomlinsonrimmedme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>White people is a slur? Noted.</p> </blockquote> <p>No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild</p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao. </p> </blockquote> <p>As a white person who worked in a Chinese Restaurant trust me, that white perspn label is needed my man.</p></blockquote>http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175207636787http://fixthatmess.tumblr.com/post/175207636787Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:17:34 -0400